Imagine the scene.
Jai had managed to climb up onto the kid-proof-fence around the Xmas tree in the lounge room.
When I spotted the 4yo, I blurted his full name across the room.
As his activities were meant to be unnoticed by his mother and I, the look of terror turned from “I’ve been spotted!” to “I am falling!”
Which he did. Fell end-over-end, collapsing heavily into the Xmas tree.
His dignity took a major hit, but no cuts were taken.
Wheras tree branches have been returned to pine-formation. Lights entwine tree and flashing again. Most of the baubles found and repositioned higher to stop his 2yo brother from eating them…