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‚ÄčOh dear, Jai needed to know the facts of life today.

Jai: “Mummy, honey is bee poo!” Totally random comment from left field, yet understandable in our house.

Mum: “No , if anything it is bee spew.”

Jai: “Ewww!”

Mum: “Seriously, would you rather eat poo or spew.”

Dad: “Please don’t…” But it was too late.

Jai: “I say it is BEE POO!”

There was further discussion, but he couldn’t be swayed. Thankfully he lost interest and his six-second attention span found a new topic. But I know my boy’s memory.

[5 minutes later]

Jai: “Daddy, I have some bee poo for you!”

Dad: “… this is why. Sigh.”

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