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“I WANT MANGO.  I WANT MANGO.  I WANT MANGO.  I WANT MANGO.  I WANT MANGO.”

Aidan has an addiction. 

Can you guess what is?

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Jelly is not a Breakfast Food

Master Jai was lucky enough to have blue jelly and a packet-meringue for dessert last night. 

In true kid-style, he mashed it up into a swirling mass that was barely recognisable.

Then he requested some custard, made for us adults, be added.

Oh dear. Now it looked like a snotty mess.

Despite the appearance, he still ate it.

This morning, the moment he walked into the kitchen, asked this question:

“Can I have jelly for breakfast?!

Sigh. “No dude, Jelly is NOT a breakfast food.”

Jai thinks he is so smart: He stepped outside, into the cold air, stepped back in and said “I need jelly to cool me down!!”

It’s gonna be a long day.

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Marshmallows are NOT for Breakfast!

[This happened at 7.30am this morning!]

I hobbled towards lounge-room looking for Jai. Found him pushing his dining-chair down the hallway.

Me: “Where you going with that?”

Jai: “Somewhere.”

Me: “What do you want?”

Jai: “Marshmallows.”

Dear gawd. Every morning. Yet again.

Me: “Buddy, seriously, again, they are a special food, not a breakfast. Mummy hid them because you keep stealing them!”

Jai: “KIDS NEVER GIVE UP!”

I swear I saw a little man with a blue face wearing a kilt materialise beside him.

Me: “Then know your limits.

Jai: “I HAVE NO LIMITS!” Yep, he just said that.

Me: “Well, the marshmallows do.

Somehow I distracted him from the location they are hidden.